Last Friday CNN ran a story on the above stain, a worthy investment of media resources given the collapsing economy and an inexplicably close election. Apparently clients at the One Stop Body Shoppe weight loss clinic, see Jesus in the brown form caused by water damage and this keeps them honest about how much they’re eating during the week. It didn’t occur to anyone at the news station to ask these people why Jesus would chose to appear in the form of an icky blob but then again, someone thought this was worthy of reporting, so I guess when your standards are that low you stop asking a lot of questions. I suppose we might all be happy that people generally acknowledge meaning can be found in abstract forms, though when the exercise resembles identifying a passing shape in a cloud, its value is questionable. Via Facebook.