Best Link Ever! Snug and Cozy Contraception

by Art Fag City on February 12, 2010 · 17 comments Best Link Ever!

POST BY PATRICK GANTERT
wooldom, art fag city

Just in time for Valentine's Day, this week's Best Link Ever! brings you the Wooldom — a handmade eco-friendly cock-mitten. Made from 100% recycled wool, this product keep private bits warm (but NOT protected!) during any long, cold valentine's day love-making session. In addition to keeping your lower half heated, Wooldoms come in a tasteful grouping of stripes, olive greens, and ochres perfectly   satisfying any phallus fashionista!  Weiner-warming styles appear after the jump.

wooldom, art fag city
wooldom, art fag city

{ 17 comments }

ghostfuk3r February 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

ghostfuk3r February 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

ghostfuk3r February 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

ghostfuk3r February 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

ghostfuk3r February 12, 2010 at 10:35 am

Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

malamapono February 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm

weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

malamapono February 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm

weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

malamapono February 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm

weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

malamapono February 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm

weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

malamapono February 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm

weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

Art Fag City February 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Interesting…I did not know that.

Art Fag City February 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Interesting…I did not know that.

Art Fag City February 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Interesting…I did not know that.

Art Fag City February 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Interesting…I did not know that.

Art Fag City February 12, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Interesting…I did not know that.

M February 15, 2010 at 3:53 am
M February 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm

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