POST BY PATRICK GANTERT
Just in time for Valentine's Day, this week's Best Link Ever! brings you the Wooldom — a handmade eco-friendly cock-mitten. Made from 100% recycled wool, this product keep private bits warm (but NOT protected!) during any long, cold valentine's day love-making session. In addition to keeping your lower half heated, Wooldoms come in a tasteful grouping of stripes, olive greens, and ochres perfectly satisfying any phallus fashionista! Weiner-warming styles appear after the jump.
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Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.
Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.
Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.
Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.
Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.
weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??
weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??
weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??
weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??
weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??
Interesting…I did not know that.
Interesting…I did not know that.
Interesting…I did not know that.
Interesting…I did not know that.
Interesting…I did not know that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHm864svLc&feature=PlayList&p=CB2390D402B712E7&index=22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHm864svLc&feature=PlayList&p=CB2390D402B712E7&index=22
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