AHO Brings Vaginas to the Table: An Interview With Team Screw ‘Em

by Art Fag City on March 18, 2010 · 23 comments Events

POST BY PADDY JOHNSON
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Screw ’em poses for AFC photographer Marina Galperina. From left to right: Andrea Merkx, Michelle Haley, Birgit Rathsmann and Charlotte Becket’s drill.

Who are some of the teams competing in this Sunday’s Art Handling Olympics at Ramiken Crucible? We caught up with Screw ‘Em, one of 15 teams competing in the games. This is what they had to say.

Paddy Johnson: When and how did you hear about the Art Handling Olympics?
Screw ’em: Are you kidding? Is there anyone that doesn’t know?

PJ: How do you all know each other?
S’em: A sorceress inducted us into the cabal in an abandoned subway tunnel. ¬†She forced us to read so much theory it made our eyes bleed… No – seriously, we met through softball.

PJ: Are you the only all girl team in the competition?
S’em: Is this some kind of trick question?

PJ: What have you done to prepare for the event?
S’em: We already had the skills, so we’ve just fine tuned our style.

PJ: What skills do you think your team brings to the table that others will not?
S’em: Vaginas

PJ: What did you think of the Brice Marden hanging at MoMA in 2006?
S’em: It needed more pink.

PJ: 59 on center or 58 on center?
S’em: It doesn’t matter as long as we’re well hung.

This post is brought to you by Atelier 4, Art Fag City’s official Art Handling Olympics Sponsor. Atelier 4, Moving Art Forward

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

magda sawon March 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm

this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

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magda sawon March 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm

this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

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magda sawon March 18, 2010 at 6:11 pm

this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

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Art Fag City March 19, 2010 at 3:14 am

I agree!

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Art Fag City March 19, 2010 at 3:14 am

I agree!

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Art Fag City March 18, 2010 at 11:14 pm

I agree!

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Ben C. March 19, 2010 at 3:16 am

Yes, yes…but if there’s more news on “pee in the pan” please don’t hold it in…

Also, do you have a list of the other teams (and team members) participating in Sunday’s event?

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Ben C. March 18, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Yes, yes…but if there’s more news on “pee in the pan” please don’t hold it in…

Also, do you have a list of the other teams (and team members) participating in Sunday’s event?

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Art Fag City March 19, 2010 at 4:24 am

The teams were just announced! Link here:

http://arthandlingolympics.com/AHO/The_Teams.html

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Art Fag City March 19, 2010 at 12:24 am

The teams were just announced! Link here:

http://arthandlingolympics.com/AHO/The_Teams.html

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Sorx March 19, 2010 at 4:35 am

You better win! I so badly want you to.

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Sorx March 19, 2010 at 4:35 am

You better win! I so badly want you to.

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Sorx March 19, 2010 at 12:35 am

You better win! I so badly want you to.

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Ben C. March 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Sweet, thanks Paddy.

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Ben C. March 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Sweet, thanks Paddy.

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Ben C. March 19, 2010 at 10:19 am

Sweet, thanks Paddy.

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chris March 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm

lots ‘o luck ladies

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chris March 19, 2010 at 10:22 am

lots ‘o luck ladies

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joseph March 21, 2010 at 4:22 pm

I second the notion for a list of other teams.

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joseph March 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm

I second the notion for a list of other teams.

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joseph March 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm

I second the notion for a list of other teams.

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joseph March 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm

I second the notion for a list of other teams.

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