AHO Brings Vaginas to the Table: An Interview With Team Screw ‘Em

by Art Fag City on March 18, 2010 · 23 comments Events

POST BY PADDY JOHNSON
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Screw ‘em poses for AFC photographer Marina Galperina. From left to right: Andrea Merkx, Michelle Haley, Birgit Rathsmann and Charlotte Becket’s drill.

Who are some of the teams competing in this Sunday’s Art Handling Olympics at Ramiken Crucible? We caught up with Screw ‘Em, one of 15 teams competing in the games. This is what they had to say.

Paddy Johnson: When and how did you hear about the Art Handling Olympics?
Screw ‘em: Are you kidding? Is there anyone that doesn’t know?

PJ: How do you all know each other?
S’em: A sorceress inducted us into the cabal in an abandoned subway tunnel.  She forced us to read so much theory it made our eyes bleed… No – seriously, we met through softball.

PJ: Are you the only all girl team in the competition?
S’em: Is this some kind of trick question?

PJ: What have you done to prepare for the event?
S’em: We already had the skills, so we’ve just fine tuned our style.

PJ: What skills do you think your team brings to the table that others will not?
S’em: Vaginas

PJ: What did you think of the Brice Marden hanging at MoMA in 2006?
S’em: It needed more pink.

PJ: 59 on center or 58 on center?
S’em: It doesn’t matter as long as we’re well hung.

This post is brought to you by Atelier 4, Art Fag City’s official Art Handling Olympics Sponsor. Atelier 4, Moving Art Forward

  • http://www.postmastersart.com magda sawon

    this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

  • http://www.postmastersart.com magda sawon

    this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

  • http://www.postmastersart.com magda sawon

    this is sheer girl awesomeness, and worth writing about. the pee lady Ann Liv whatever – not so much.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    I agree!

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    I agree!

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    I agree!

  • Ben C.

    Yes, yes…but if there’s more news on “pee in the pan” please don’t hold it in…

    Also, do you have a list of the other teams (and team members) participating in Sunday’s event?

  • Ben C.

    Yes, yes…but if there’s more news on “pee in the pan” please don’t hold it in…

    Also, do you have a list of the other teams (and team members) participating in Sunday’s event?

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    The teams were just announced! Link here:

    http://arthandlingolympics.com/AHO/The_Teams.html

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    The teams were just announced! Link here:

    http://arthandlingolympics.com/AHO/The_Teams.html

  • Sorx

    You better win! I so badly want you to.

  • Sorx

    You better win! I so badly want you to.

  • Sorx

    You better win! I so badly want you to.

  • Ben C.

    Sweet, thanks Paddy.

  • Ben C.

    Sweet, thanks Paddy.

  • Ben C.

    Sweet, thanks Paddy.

  • http://www.sdfineartstorage.com chris

    lots ‘o luck ladies

  • http://www.sdfineartstorage.com chris

    lots ‘o luck ladies

  • http://www.josephgcruz.com joseph

    I second the notion for a list of other teams.

  • http://www.josephgcruz.com joseph

    I second the notion for a list of other teams.

  • http://www.josephgcruz.com joseph

    I second the notion for a list of other teams.

  • http://www.josephgcruz.com joseph

    I second the notion for a list of other teams.

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