New Art Student To Do List: Render All Erect Penises As Though Flaccid [NSFW]

It’s 2am, you need a drawing of a sword-wielding naked guy in a cheesy pose — what to do? Well if I ever needed further proof that there’s no substitute for the real thing, you just provided it, Paddy. I guess it’s nice that they provide multiple angles & zoom features, but until they figure out how to do actual 3D modeling, it’s little more than a eyebrow-raising footnote.

I am incredulous. HAHAHAHA