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Some days I have an indescribable urge to write about horses and art. Today is one of those days.

This painting combines geometry and a blind horse to confusing effect. It is called “The Night Horse,” although I can’t guess what time of day or night it is because this horse is standing in a tiled bathroom. Price: $953.00 + $308.60 shipping.

Here’s a history painting for you: Hercules killed King Diomedes, then fed the king to his flesh-eating horses. Price: $4,200.00 + $43.00 shipping.

A painting called “Benevolent Dictator Riding Horse” because the world does not shed enough light on the good dictators in the world. $4,475.00 & FREE Shipping.

Miley Cyrus dyed her armpits pink; this horse outdid her and went for the full-on dye job.
Price: $4,500.00 + $160.00 shipping.

Hungry ghost horse ate its owner. Price: $1,800.00 & FREE Shipping.

A filly stuck in some yarn. Whaaaa? Help her! Price: $1,930.00 & FREE Shipping or Make an Offer.

No horses here because they’re all dead. Price: $800.00 & FREE Shipping.

Somebody’s fantasy. Price: $2,750.00 + $60.00 shipping or Make an Offer.

Woof! Supposedly this green guy is a horse. Price: $1,800.00 & FREE Shipping.

“Four Horse Portraits,” with dialogue from left to right. Horse 1: How are you? Horse 2: No hablo inglés. Horse 3: I told you to eat my face. Horse 4: I cannot!
Price: $800.00 + $45.00 shipping.

Shine on, you queen. Price: $1,500.00 & FREE Shipping or Make an Offer.
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