nudes

Of all the NSFW GIFs of the Hump Day that I’ve found, this probably has the weirdest origin. And that’s really saying something.

It’s an illustration from the right-wing blog The Last Crusade, in which an alarm has been sounded that former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was behind a scheme to roll-out full-body scanners at TSA checkpoints along with the complicit Obama administration back in 2010. According to the bloggers, Muslims specifically wouldn’t be subjected to the technology—which in theory could be used to harvest n00dz of the nubile daughters of good Christian airline patrons, via the hands and USB drives of salacious TSA employees. Huh.

While invasion of privacy is certainly something to consider, I haven’t heard of this being an issue in the past seven years. And FYI: the full body scanners are totally optional (even to non-Muslim passengers!). Those opting out just get a more annoying and time-consuming pat down instead.

As a GIF, it’s not so impressive—it merely shows an unflattering photo of Janet Napolitano and a naked woman alternating between positive and negative. If this is the porn the TSA has been supposedly hoarding, they’d be much better off digging around on those laptops they make you remove from luggage for the X-ray.

Take a NSFW gander, after the jump.