I’ve advocated a lot on Facebook for Hillary Clinton (yes, I like Bernie too) but to be honest, my favorite presidential candidate is Vermin Supreme. He’s pictured above.
Mr. Supreme projects many leadership qualities:
- He looks like a wizard
- He advocates for “Extreme Holiday Gifting: Organ Donation. Mr. Supreme shared a kidney with his mom”
- He promises every American citizen a pony.
To find out more about Vermin Supreme stands for visit his pink geocities-esque website. An excerpt below:
In an election climate where candidates succeed by discouraging citizens from engaging in independent cognitive activity, repeat Candidate Vermin Love Supreme , (the only bona-fide American Presidential Candidate to actually donate a living organ,) has broken away from the rat pack.
Whatever public office he’s seeking, Vermin’s participation in electoral forums raises the critical questions that your run-of-the-mill apparatchicks will necessarily ignore. But once raised, these issues have refused to die.
Only through Vermin Supreme’s dilligent campaigning over the years have certain questions and issues of policy come to the foreground, specifically…
- Dental Hygiene Law
- Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
- Time Travel Research Funding
