Peaches in Miami

Taking a giant step towards the “avant-guard”, Art Basel Miami slates Peaches to perform live Wednesday on the beach (between 21st and 22nd and Collins). Finally the art world has come to its senses, and credits a musician who has been known to draw men from the audience and have them fuck watermelons on stage. It is with this in mind, that I suggest that men may not want to attend this event unchaperoned (unless of course you want to be the dude fucking the watermelon.)