Drank Tastes Like Dirt, May or May Not Slow Your Roll

POST BY MARINA GALPERINA

According to the solitary 1-star Amazon review, Drank — the drugs-in-a-can “beverage” poised as the inverse of Red Bull,

Takes like grape and dirt. Total waste of money and doesn’t live up to the hype.

Hype notwithstanding, it seems Amazon fails to properly peddle this $3 cocktail of herbs, hormones, and corn syrup. Kudos to that lonely messenger of consumer wisdom: Because something purple marketed down the throats of “the hip-hop community” that may/may not slow your roll/make you kind of sleepy/impair motor function should, at least, not taste like dirt. Oh, and they’re actually trying to get “kids of all ages” to chug this stuff. Welcome to Hell, everybody!