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NSFW GIF of the Day: Dick Riding a Bike

by Michael Anthony Farley on July 26, 2017

This is a GIF of a guy in a dick costume riding a bicycle. I’m not sure there’s much to say about this beyond the fact that the dick is pedalling with its scrotum. Cue the “Cremaster Cycle” jokes.

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NSFW GIF of the Hump Day: Otto Splotch

by Michael Anthony Farley on March 29, 2017

I’ve always been a fan of Otto Splotch’s weird-as-hell punk illustrations. The blobby figures in his tableaus—who are usually engaged in some combination of sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, or crime—feature details from bad stick-n-poke tattoos to genital-like faces and face-like genitals.

Obviously, when I discovered that Otto Splotch makes GIFs (including this one of a strange shower orgy) there was no question that he would be our NSFW GIF of the Hump Day

See it after the jump, if you dare.

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NSFW GIF of the Hump Day: Lauren Gregory

by Michael Anthony Farley on August 24, 2016

Lauren Gregory photographs her improvisational finger paintings every few strokes. In an interview with The Creators Project, Gregory described her time working with collective Aboveground Animation as an eye-opener:

“Being surrounded by other animators like Casey and Jacolby Satterwhite who have such strong voices was inspiring. Those guys aren’t afraid to be irreverant or let their sense of humor shine through. Some artists are funny people in private, but when it comes to their work, they get really serious and strip it of any personality. I think I used to do that before, and Aboveground Animation made me remember that my personality is an asset, not something to polish or hide in my paintings.”

Fortunately for us, that translates to GIFs such as “Dickmatized,” which is a really lovely painting of a dick swinging around. Check it out after the jump.

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NSFW GIF of the Hump Day: Poképeen!

by Michael Anthony Farley on July 27, 2016

Okay, when we warn that this is a NSFW GIF of the Hump Day post, we mean it. There are tons of dicks after the jump.

That being said, this is one of the weirdest online subcultures we’ve stumbled across in a while, and for that we love it. People like using their smartphones for two things: sexting and playing Pokémon GO. Now, there’s a Tumblr that combines both: Poképeen! Basically, a community of Pokémon/dick pic enthusiasts attempt to catch the augmented reality critters on their dicks and send documentation to whatever sick genius runs the blog.

Brace yourselves for serious full-frontal male nudity, complete with Pidgeys swooping in to perch.

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The Best of the Web, 2015

by The AFC Staff on December 23, 2015

Millions of years from now, aliens and artificial intelligence will be confounded by the follies, foibles and idiosyncrasies of the human race. Henceforth, the 2015.

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NSFW GIF of the Hump Day: Auto-Fellatio Vertigo

by Michael Anthony Farley on November 25, 2015

This dizzying GIF depicts a spinning CGI bald man in the fetal position covering his eyes while he gives himself a BJ, exposing his butt hole in the process. Something about it, though, makes it feel more New-Age-y than pornographic. It could be that his hands look like they’re praying and he’s seemingly levitating over a serene pool of water. Or the fact that he’s spinning in such a manner that his toes form the points of a pentagram. Maybe it’s because this is what watching people do yoga is like?

At any rate, it’s a dude pleasuring himself who looks embarrassed. Gaze upon his shame after the jump.

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Friday Links: Vibrating Benches

by Paddy Johnson and Corinna Kirsch on March 27, 2015

Nude art tours. Image courtesy of the Guardian.

No fences:This May, the European Commission will unveil its plans for a single digital market in the EU. [Courthouse News Service]
Wisconsin Governor—and presidential hopeful—Scott Walker wants to slash $300 million in funding to the University of Wisconsin schools. You know who’s not happy about this? University of Wisconsin President Ray Cross, who has announced that he will resign if the governor’s cuts stand. [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
The people have spoken, and they want George Carlin. The Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery will unveil a photographic portrait of the late comedian today. Carlin’s portrait was chosen, in a public vote, over those representing comedians Ellen DeGeneres and Groucho Marx. [Variety, National Portrait Gallery]
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos—immortalized by the YouTube hit “Hot Cheetos and Takis”—has been approved as a healthy snack in some state public schools. The revised, whole-grain version has already hit Chicago. [WBEZ]
All of the nude tours of James Turrell’s Australian retrospective are sold out! [National Gallery of Australia]
Okay, who can name book-sculpture that doesn’t ferry off cheeseball connections between text and the mind? Because these 25 “most incredibly beautiful book sculptures ever” are terrible—and the site doesn’t even name the artists. [Earthporm]
AFC fave artist Jeppe Hein will animate Brooklyn Bridge Park. Look forward to walls of rising water, a labyrinth of mirrors, and vibrating benches. [The New York Times]
Rhizome’s Seven on Seven line up this year is off the hook: Nate Silver (fivethirtyeight), Ai Weiwei (activist artist), Jacob Appelbaum (Wikileaks representative and Edward Snowden confidant), and Gina Trapani (co-founder of ThinkUp). And the ticket price is sooooo reasonable, at $40 for artists and $125 for regular admission. [Rhizome]
Technology for poo-flingers? “Have you ever wanted to pick up your poop and throw it at the wall? No? Oh, well, we have. Quite a few times actually…. Anyways, Bathroom Simulator is the game where you can do that.” Since this writing, the game’s Kickstarter campaign has raised $114. [Bathroom Simulator]
A comprehensive history of video-game dicks. [Kotaku]
“Axel Brechensbauer 3D-printed a cheerful-looking UAV that would playing loud ‘clown music’ and spray ‘terrorists’ with a cloud of Oxycontin, a pain-relief drug that also induces feelings of euphoria, relaxation and reduced anxiety.” [We Make Money Not Art]
A review of Alberto Toscano and Jeff Kinkle’s ‘Cartographies of the Absolute’ cataloguing artists’s attempts to create ‘maps which could serve to show us where we are located, to guide us to capital’s weak points, and to indicate current and future dynamics.’ [The New Inquiry]
What a weird story: An investigator who does not know who her client is, has been making inquires about an NYU professors who criticized the university for the exploitation of migrant workers building their campus. The same investigator also sought out information for a New York Times reporter who wrote a story on the harsh conditions. Creepy. [The New York Times]