Well, even if it’s fake, I’m proud to announce Art Fag City’s first encounter with hate commenting. Posted in response to ROFL’s lost videos (Venetian Princess’s Tribute to the Pets Lost From Recall – seen above), we wondered with our good friends over at The Reeler if this response was heartfelt or simply dripping with irony. Editor Stu Vanairsdale came through with the winning quote from that conversation saying, “What sap so sympathetic to something so inane would have such a stockpile of acid awaiting us?” In other words, we’re guessing these words come from the mouth of a wry hipster. Comment gold republished for your reading pleasure below.
“I fail to see the humor in this, or in making fun of people who were only guilty of loving their pets — who were fucking poisoned to death, by the way. VICE Magazine wouldn't even find that kind of cruel exploitation of people's grief funny. The song isn't even that offensive, it's just a mediocre Broadway-style ballad, what do you expect from YouTube. We can't ALL be genius artists with mounds of personality like you fucking shut-ins. What passes for art OR humor on this site can suck my left tit. You fucking callous, soulless, Ausberger-syndrome afflicted hipster lemmings. YOU are what make me ROFL. If Clap Your Hands Say Yeah or The Gossip or some Transexual Lesbian Separatist “Womyn's” Movement Art Theorist with an allergy to wheat and teaches Semiotics at Brown on the side jumped off a bridge, you can bet your scrawny pathetic lock-step artfag asses you wouldn't hesitate to do the same. I bet the people who find this amusing still think it's RAD to dress like it's 1985. You are all dead-eyed dumbasses in the extreme. Now run along and go mingle at the lame-in-the-extreme prerequisite free outdoor concert in Williamsburg, douchebags.” Anya