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by Art Fag City on December 12, 2007 · 33 comments Blurb + Posting Notice

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Anyone looking for an aspiring journalist fresh from the Art Institute of Chicago? Located in Paris, this young graduate recently contacted Art Fag City in hopes that we might have a position for her. In an effort to help this woman out, I’ve posted her solicitation below, and an email address where she can be reached. Do not hesitate to contact her.

from: mnuernATarticDOTedu
to: tipsATartfagcityDOTcom
date: Dec 12, 2007 6:00 AM
subject: hellos from paris

hellos,
i found yer site linked to another site linked to another site… you see.
i recently graduated from the school of the art institute of chicago and moved to paris to chase down my dream of being a reeeal artist.
i see that you keep tabs on things… only in new york? yes. maybe. not?
well, im writing to you cause im interested in writing a monthly review
of the art happs in paris for yer site.
if yer interested (read: curious) im happy to send along a resume, CV and
writing
samples.
thanks bunches,
seasons greetings…
mabel nuernberg

*wink*
mabel

In other news our final posts on the Miami art fairs will return tomorrow. I’m off today paying some bills.

{ 33 comments }

jen b December 12, 2007 at 3:31 pm

Wow. I’ve been meaning to write my own post on the most horrific developments in the English Language propagated by the world of blogs, myspace, etc. I’ve been collecting a list of offences. Looks like Ms. Nuernberg has done it for me. I can’t imagine why you’re not interested.

btw i needz job too.
(makes puppydog face)

jen b December 12, 2007 at 10:31 am

Wow. I’ve been meaning to write my own post on the most horrific developments in the English Language propagated by the world of blogs, myspace, etc. I’ve been collecting a list of offences. Looks like Ms. Nuernberg has done it for me. I can’t imagine why you’re not interested.

btw i needz job too.
(makes puppydog face)

Big_Fat_Pink_Bunny December 12, 2007 at 6:53 pm

Does she have references? What is her previous work experience? Can she provide additional writing samples?

Big_Fat_Pink_Bunny December 12, 2007 at 1:53 pm

Does she have references? What is her previous work experience? Can she provide additional writing samples?

Oly December 12, 2007 at 10:58 pm

Ahh dun beeleave dat dare gal is tayken the piss ouda uss blahggur maytruns.

Whuddya don did thingk, girlz?

Oly

Oly December 12, 2007 at 10:58 pm

Ahh dun beeleave dat dare gal is tayken the piss ouda uss blahggur maytruns.

Whuddya don did thingk, girlz?

Oly

Oly December 12, 2007 at 5:58 pm

Ahh dun beeleave dat dare gal is tayken the piss ouda uss blahggur maytruns.

Whuddya don did thingk, girlz?

Oly

Linsmith3 December 13, 2007 at 12:35 am

it’s freakish. but also kinda cool…

Linsmith3 December 13, 2007 at 12:35 am

it’s freakish. but also kinda cool…

Linsmith3 December 12, 2007 at 7:35 pm

it’s freakish. but also kinda cool…

stephe December 13, 2007 at 12:42 am

I would hire that person in a heartbeat. Not kidding. Thanks for the lead.

stephe December 13, 2007 at 12:42 am

I would hire that person in a heartbeat. Not kidding. Thanks for the lead.

stephe December 12, 2007 at 7:42 pm

I would hire that person in a heartbeat. Not kidding. Thanks for the lead.

zipthwung December 13, 2007 at 5:54 am

It’s not excactly a letter of application to the New York Times, brah! Clearly the intent is to keep the tone lite.

Does the resume include an email address like h0tt13@hotland.com?

zipthwung December 13, 2007 at 12:54 am

It’s not excactly a letter of application to the New York Times, brah! Clearly the intent is to keep the tone lite.

Does the resume include an email address like h0tt13@hotland.com?

zipthwung December 13, 2007 at 5:58 am

Probably fake – clearly a serious(ly deluded) Chicago grad would move to Berlin.

zipthwung December 13, 2007 at 12:58 am

Probably fake – clearly a serious(ly deluded) Chicago grad would move to Berlin.

Mimi December 13, 2007 at 7:58 pm

Sounds. Adorible.

Artists are FAR too serious for our own good… Perhaps its time we take a breath and remember that there are times to be silly, maybe a little flirty and that women after all are still allowed to be cute.

I’m sure if she’s smart enough to spend time on this site, she’s educated enough to give some good imput on the situation in Paris.

Give the girl a chance.

Mimi December 13, 2007 at 2:58 pm

Sounds. Adorible.

Artists are FAR too serious for our own good… Perhaps its time we take a breath and remember that there are times to be silly, maybe a little flirty and that women after all are still allowed to be cute.

I’m sure if she’s smart enough to spend time on this site, she’s educated enough to give some good imput on the situation in Paris.

Give the girl a chance.

c December 14, 2007 at 3:32 am

great! good luck and have fun with exams! I also have a couple of questions about how to get a PHD in Art History, I would like to pick your brain so to speak, in the event that you would have time and be willing to share. I have a bunch of questions, and if you would have the time for conversation please let me know. I think maybe a phone conversation or two would do the trick. I’m in no rush and really have no idea whether or not this is something I want to/or can afford to do, but it would be nice the talk with someone who has navigated the process and succeeded, any way … at your leisure.

sincerely,
charles

c December 13, 2007 at 10:32 pm

great! good luck and have fun with exams! I also have a couple of questions about how to get a PHD in Art History, I would like to pick your brain so to speak, in the event that you would have time and be willing to share. I have a bunch of questions, and if you would have the time for conversation please let me know. I think maybe a phone conversation or two would do the trick. I’m in no rush and really have no idea whether or not this is something I want to/or can afford to do, but it would be nice the talk with someone who has navigated the process and succeeded, any way … at your leisure.

sincerely,
charles

*aubrey* December 14, 2007 at 4:02 am

I went to school with “this girl” and I can tell you all, that she is an extremely intelligent and talented artist. She is also one of the sweetest, most fun, and most lighthearted women I have ever met. I don’t think I have ever seen her without her trademark contagious smile in all the years we spent living on the same campus.

This is obviously an attempt at lightening the mood of the otherwise begging tone that most job requests from artists take on. Did anyone stop and think that perhaps this was done to separate her request from the dozens (or probably more) of job requests that this publication probably receives on a daily basis?

I think those of you making fun of her probably just wish that you had half of the creative insight that it took to decide that this was the best way to set one’s self aside from the pack. I am sure that you are just jealous that artfag didn’t put enough stock in your job request to think it worth reposting for others to see.

-a.

*aubrey* December 13, 2007 at 11:02 pm

I went to school with “this girl” and I can tell you all, that she is an extremely intelligent and talented artist. She is also one of the sweetest, most fun, and most lighthearted women I have ever met. I don’t think I have ever seen her without her trademark contagious smile in all the years we spent living on the same campus.

This is obviously an attempt at lightening the mood of the otherwise begging tone that most job requests from artists take on. Did anyone stop and think that perhaps this was done to separate her request from the dozens (or probably more) of job requests that this publication probably receives on a daily basis?

I think those of you making fun of her probably just wish that you had half of the creative insight that it took to decide that this was the best way to set one’s self aside from the pack. I am sure that you are just jealous that artfag didn’t put enough stock in your job request to think it worth reposting for others to see.

-a.

mabel December 14, 2007 at 5:25 pm

hellos.
if you wanna get in touch with me please do. yes, ill happily send resume, CV and writing samples.
im in paris and as previously stated, im interested in writing periodic reviews of the art scene happs.

mnuern@artic.edu

thanks bunches
mabel

mabel December 14, 2007 at 5:25 pm

hellos.
if you wanna get in touch with me please do. yes, ill happily send resume, CV and writing samples.
im in paris and as previously stated, im interested in writing periodic reviews of the art scene happs.

mnuern@artic.edu

thanks bunches
mabel

mabel December 14, 2007 at 12:25 pm

hellos.
if you wanna get in touch with me please do. yes, ill happily send resume, CV and writing samples.
im in paris and as previously stated, im interested in writing periodic reviews of the art scene happs.

mnuern@artic.edu

thanks bunches
mabel

Lisa Hunter December 15, 2007 at 4:04 am

It’s generational. People over 30 are appalled by the unprofessionalism. People under 30 think it’s cool.

Lisa Hunter December 14, 2007 at 11:04 pm

It’s generational. People over 30 are appalled by the unprofessionalism. People under 30 think it’s cool.

Andy December 17, 2007 at 10:28 pm

Another glowing product of my wonderful alma mater! Her letter certainly is very lighthearted, fun, laid back, and silly. Much like your average SAIC critique it does that quite well. Unfortunately it fails to display the writing ability of an eighth grader. I’m sure she’s very smart and creative but what she’s done here is roughly as effective as applying for a job as a daycare teacher by pooping in the sandbox.

Andy December 17, 2007 at 5:28 pm

Another glowing product of my wonderful alma mater! Her letter certainly is very lighthearted, fun, laid back, and silly. Much like your average SAIC critique it does that quite well. Unfortunately it fails to display the writing ability of an eighth grader. I’m sure she’s very smart and creative but what she’s done here is roughly as effective as applying for a job as a daycare teacher by pooping in the sandbox.

Oly December 18, 2007 at 1:49 am

God, Lisa’s quote is true in so many ways.

Oly December 18, 2007 at 1:49 am

God, Lisa’s quote is true in so many ways.

Oly December 17, 2007 at 8:49 pm

God, Lisa’s quote is true in so many ways.

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