POST BY KAREN ARCHEY
An extreme dude about to do something extreme
Something fishy is going on here! This week’s Best Link Ever, sturgeonface.com, compiles unfortunate photos of facial expressions supposedly resembling that of a sturgeon. After a quick image search for “sturgeons,” we’re not sure what the connection is—the fish’s mouth looks tubular rather than grimacing—but we enjoy the concept regardless. While trying to make sense of the phenomena here at AFC headquarters I described the sturgeon’s mouth to Editor Paddy Johnson as an “inside out vagina,” to which she made a proper sturgeon face. Problem solved.