Stupid Email of the Day

by Art Fag City on January 20, 2010 · 24 comments Blurb

Email title: QUICK QUESTION FROM PUBLICIST

I was wondering if you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in NYC, and if I would be able to send you some information regarding one?

Please get back to me at your earliest convenience, thank you.

Best,

[Name redacted]

{ 24 comments }

Marina Galperina January 21, 2010 at 1:51 am

“Stupid email of the day”? You don’t mean that there’s one of these DAILY?

Oh noes.

Marina Galperina January 20, 2010 at 9:51 pm

“Stupid email of the day”? You don’t mean that there’s one of these DAILY?

Oh noes.

cam January 21, 2010 at 2:53 am

ha! thanks for that.

cam January 20, 2010 at 10:53 pm

ha! thanks for that.

livmoe January 21, 2010 at 6:14 am

um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

livmoe January 21, 2010 at 6:14 am

um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

livmoe January 21, 2010 at 2:14 am

um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

gp January 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Leave the kid alone…

gp January 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Leave the kid alone…

gp January 21, 2010 at 11:00 am

Leave the kid alone…

ADR January 21, 2010 at 3:29 pm

At least it’s not a British tobacco company asking if you write about cigarettes.

dk January 21, 2010 at 3:29 pm

hi publicist, please meet my friend reading. publicist-reading, reading-publicist. i’m sure you 2 will hit it off great!

ADR January 21, 2010 at 11:29 am

At least it’s not a British tobacco company asking if you write about cigarettes.

dk January 21, 2010 at 11:29 am

hi publicist, please meet my friend reading. publicist-reading, reading-publicist. i’m sure you 2 will hit it off great!

sally January 21, 2010 at 3:51 pm

“Please get back to me at your earliest convenience…” at least it wasn’t marked as “urgent.”

sally January 21, 2010 at 11:51 am

“Please get back to me at your earliest convenience…” at least it wasn’t marked as “urgent.”

Nick January 21, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Ha! I got the identical email yesterday. I thought, for a second, I was special.

Nick January 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Ha! I got the identical email yesterday. I thought, for a second, I was special.

Joanne Mattera January 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Here’s my recent best one:

Hi,

I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
-Ron

Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

Joanne Mattera January 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Here’s my recent best one:

Hi,

I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
-Ron

Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

Joanne Mattera January 21, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Here’s my recent best one:

Hi,

I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
-Ron

Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

daniel albrigo January 23, 2010 at 5:20 am

fail

daniel albrigo January 23, 2010 at 5:20 am

fail

daniel albrigo January 23, 2010 at 1:20 am

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