Nobody knows how to make money off their dick like Jeff Koons. Here’s a picture of him in this month’s Vanity Fair, naked, dick obscured, and lifting weights on the “Hammer Strength” machine. Yee haw!
We’ve seen this before. Koons spent much of the early 90’s making paintings and sculptures of himself fucking his wife. By the end of this series, he had grown so obsessed with body sculpting he was even enlarging his dick for his sculptures. (I guess the big dick premise in porn is akin to the big hands and feet premise in art rendering — it all looks more realistic when larger?)
So now you know the questions to ask: What’s been photoshopped in this picture? How big is Koons’ actual dick? How much body sculpting has been done and how much more can we expect to see?