No greater bitter-sweet tweet exists than the one I received this morning from Village Voice Editor in Chief Tony Ortega.
Totally stoked I won, really embarrassed I WASN’T THERE. I know this is the web version of the unprepared Oscar acceptance speech, but it never occurred to me that I would win so I stayed at home to work.
Ortega informs me winners receive a free can of Four Loko. You’d better believe I’m collecting that prize.