From The Purveyor of Fine Art Objects and Women

by Paddy Johnson on March 29, 2011 · 2 comments Best Link Ever!

“We pay top dollar for your used Malevich!” reads a speech bubble from the above website. And just what can you get from a company with a name that evokes prophets, cats and law firms all in the same breath? In theory, Cabbage Patch Dolls, David Wojnarowicz, NY Giants memorabilia, and Russian Models. In practice, approximately 30 seconds of wasted click time. So far this site is only a splash page. Scroll down the full length of the site though so as not to miss the senior discount. We’ll all want to take advantage of that. Via: @kristoncapps


Steven Kaplan March 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Wish I could claim patrilineal linkage with Mordecai, because he seems an anarchic, obstreperous Litvak.

Steven Kaplan March 30, 2011 at 8:34 pm

The site seems to be developing, slowly. The “About Us” (screen left) now reveals the following text when clicked, accompanied by a photo of the estimable Mordi:

In Russia, I was #1 artist… I win many medel honors from top #1 people in Foriegn Ministry and even won from Space Cosmonaut. I then emigrate to New Jersey and begin to illustrate. In 1981, I design immaculation conception for famous *Members Only* jacket logo. Even today, it was wildly popular throughout USA, Europe, Asia, and Australia & New Zealand, and even Africa. Only I never receive proper worker compensation for creative/conceptual and international trademark rights for artist money. I then open art gallery shop because I unappreciated and disgust with couture fashion post-1985.

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