From The Purveyor of Fine Art Objects and Women

by Paddy Johnson on March 29, 2011 · 2 comments Best Link Ever!

“We pay top dollar for your used Malevich!” reads a speech bubble from the above website. And just what can you get from a company with a name that evokes prophets, cats and law firms all in the same breath? In theory, Cabbage Patch Dolls, David Wojnarowicz, NY Giants¬†memorabilia, and Russian Models. In practice, approximately 30 seconds of wasted click time. So far this site is only a splash page. Scroll down the full length of the site though so as not to miss the senior discount. We’ll all want to take advantage of that. Via:¬†@kristoncapps

  • Steven Kaplan

    Wish I could claim patrilineal linkage with Mordecai, because he seems an anarchic, obstreperous Litvak.

  • Steven Kaplan

    The site seems to be developing, slowly. The “About Us” (screen left) now reveals the following text when clicked, accompanied by a photo of the estimable Mordi:

    In Russia, I was #1 artist… I win many medel honors from top #1 people in Foriegn Ministry and even won from Space Cosmonaut. I then emigrate to New Jersey and begin to illustrate. In 1981, I design immaculation conception for famous *Members Only* jacket logo. Even today, it was wildly popular throughout USA, Europe, Asia, and Australia & New Zealand, and even Africa. Only I never receive proper worker compensation for creative/conceptual and international trademark rights for artist money. I then open art gallery shop because I unappreciated and disgust with couture fashion post-1985.

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