New Art Student To Do List: Render All Erect Penises As Though Flaccid [NSFW]

by Paddy Johnson on April 14, 2011 · 3 comments Opportunities

We weren’t able to find any free sword models on the site so readers are stuck with this screen grab. For 100 bucks, you’ll have all the swords and caped nudes you can handle.

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Anonymous April 15, 2011 at 11:40 pm

It’s 2am, you need a drawing of a sword-wielding naked guy in a cheesy pose — what to do? Well if I ever needed further proof that there’s no substitute for the real thing, you just provided it, Paddy. I guess it’s nice that they provide multiple angles & zoom features, but until they figure out how to do actual 3D modeling, it’s little more than a eyebrow-raising footnote.

Jennifer Chan April 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I am incredulous. HAHAHAHA

Jennifer Chan April 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I am incredulous. HAHAHAHA

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