New Art Student To Do List: Render All Erect Penises As Though Flaccid [NSFW]

by Paddy Johnson on April 14, 2011 · 3 comments Opportunities

Figures and forms models

Rejoice art students! No more searching porn sites for reasonable nude model source material. Join Figures and Forms, and you’ll have access to thousands high res photos of nudes for a $100 a year. A useful service for those studying drawing — I would have used the site myself had it been around when I was last in art school — though I would have also lamented its creepiness. Advertising the availability of nudes at 2 am, Form and Figures provides at least a few images that should be treated in much the same way as porn before they make suitable classroom material.  AFC recommendation: Render all erect and semi-erect penises as though flaccid. This advice is contingent upon the teacher of course, but to be safe, we advise students err on the side of caution. Also, the chore will show off your imagination and skill with pencil and charcoal. A few top picks for new student renderings:


Anonymous April 15, 2011 at 11:40 pm

It’s 2am, you need a drawing of a sword-wielding naked guy in a cheesy pose — what to do? Well if I ever needed further proof that there’s no substitute for the real thing, you just provided it, Paddy. I guess it’s nice that they provide multiple angles & zoom features, but until they figure out how to do actual 3D modeling, it’s little more than a eyebrow-raising footnote.

Jennifer Chan April 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I am incredulous. HAHAHAHA

Jennifer Chan April 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I am incredulous. HAHAHAHA

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