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“He doesn’t like black people,” said Blanco, just once. “He likes black culture.”

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Finally, today’s steampunks get a condo to fill their needs.

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“Hi, I’m John Waters and I love contemporary art because it causes trouble and makes people insane.”

As we close out our coverage of Art Basel, a small recommendation for next year’s fairs: Get the hell out of Miami. It may look nice, but not even those with helicopters can avoid the traffic jams, there are never enough cabs and the food and hotel costs are astronomical. People, this is bullshit. Time for a revolt.

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Because what this blog needs is more dicks.

Post image for [Updated] Artists Face Losing Their Studios in Industry City, Again

“Everybody’s going to have to work in their basement,” artist and Hunter College professor Benjamin King concluded over the phone this morning. King is just one of many artists facing the prospect of leaving his studio, after being hit with a massive year-end hidden fee for his studio in Sunset Park’s Industry City warehouses.